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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Liquids: Day 22

The Loving Family Drunk


There she is in all her glory.  Hitting the sauce at 3:00 p.m. and passing out under the art table...again.  Her husband isn't much help as he keeps falling out of the second story window of their pink house.  The whole family is screwed up, if you ask me.  I really think they are poisoning their children as they haven't grown an inch in three years.  It's like she wants them to be small forever.  Misery loves company?

I once saw this episode of Oprah that featured women with horrible shopping habits.  They shopped so often that they sold their children's clothing to afford to buy new clothes.  I suspect this here.  Simply because their closets are totally empty.  How can that be?  She's selling everything, that's how.

I'm really sick of her attitude and her refusal to pull herself together.  That's it. I'm putting her kids in my purse and taking them to the Rapunzel Tower.  At least there is food and clothing in there.  Rapunzel is responsible.  Rapunzel has dreams!

2 comments:

  1. You'd think with all those great supplies at her finger tips she'd try and sell some art instead of the kids' stuff!

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  2. LOL...lush!
    You and I are like minded lately...I blogged about Kyra's Barbie and her crazy pirates..

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