I wanted to do this big "summer at my house" blog post, but Lydia is being a poo head and will not stop bothering me about cartoonnetwork.com. So, this will be short.
We have two new things to report. One is the brand new playhouse. Bill and Grandpa Joe made it. It rules. It has a play kitchen that makes noise. Lydia cooks me lunch and dinner, back to back. It's delicious. Mallory goes in and out, in and out. She tries to cook, but she thinks everything is soup. She doesn't even eat soup.
Next is that after much observation, Mallory can swing. That's right. Just like her sister. She's very proud of herself. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
And she has a garden, too. She stepped on all the flowers immediately after they were planted, so it's a special garden. But, it's hers.
Summer rocks my world. And so does Sonic's ice cream. With Oreos.
The End.